Following in the wake of recent events, the President has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Money, flag raising and other patriotic efforts are not enough. As you may know, "hard line" Islamic followers cannot stand nudity. Especially female nudity. They consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife.
Thus, tomorrow at 11:00 a.m., all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.
The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.
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